The Very-Surprising-And-Not-At-All-A-Letdown Comic!

WUT - Created 10/23/2012 in a completely/preemptively fulfilled promise

TAKE THAT, BEN!

-Hans

022

022 - Created 10/23/2012 @ #YOLOSWAG #IMSOSORRY #IDONTEVENLIKETWITTER

What the hell, this thing is still available for public viewing?

As a word of advice, probably *don't* look for future updates. However, if you decide to go against this flawless pearl of wisdom, look for an update on the 17th of March, 2017. ONLY THEN WILL I BE SAFE FROM THE SUPER-TERRORISTS!

-Hans

021

021 - Created 03/07/2012 during a Team Death Match

For you UNEDUCATED types, this is the game Blacklight: Retribution, which is currently in beta. It's a science fiction FPS and is pretty much exclusively online play, but it's also pretty fun. However, being in beta, it's pretty boring after a bit. The answer? Run around knifing people and blowing yourself up until you make enough money to buy that weapon you want.

Also what is this I haven't posted in eons. That's what you get for liking such a stupid comic.

 -Hans

020

020 - Created 01/28/2012 in Hans' twisted mind

Sorry for the delay I was trying to switch my signature over to 2012.
Also this is pretty much how I expect those of my generation to handle their deaths.

-Hans

019

019 - Created 12/13/2011 in Chemistry 11

Sadly a true story.
Goodness, two comics in two days? Is shorely madness, klasz!

-Hans

018

018 - Created 12/12/2011 in the halls

It'll happen. You'll all see.
And then your eyes will explode.

Surprisingly this only had a creation time of maybe 8 hours from idea to art, as opposed to the average of 2 weeks.

-Hans

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017 - Created 12/08/2011 for English 12

Hell, when you're making a comic for English, why not post it to your comic page as well?
...
Stallion I love Calvin and Hobbes.

-Hans

016

016 - Created 12/2/2011 in Principles of Math 12

T-Dog will never stop supplying me with horrible math jokes, which I can take out of context, twist into my own horrid perspective and generally make fun of.

-Hans

015

015 - Created 10/29/2011 in Principles of Math 12

Happy Halloween, I suppose.
This year I'm feeling like going as a TF2 Spy with a mask of the $1200 stormtrooper armor I can't afford.

-Hans

014

014 - Created 10/25/2011 in a lack of sleep induced craze

Yeah no you don't get to see any epic tablet work today. Just...
Ugh.

Stood in the streets for 4 hours in near zero celsius temperatures this morning for a grad 2012 fundraiser. This might be partially responsible for the lack of epic art.

-Hans

013

013 - Created 10/13/2011 in the shadow of a legend

And then basically the earth and the demon were destroyed. Then Stan used his manly pecs to recreate everything (Excluding the demon)

-Hans

012

012 - Created 10/8/2011 while being ignored by some D&D players

This is totally how it works. Believe me, I've read Darths & Droids.

-Hans

011

011 - Created 10/30/2011 in Math 12

Dat shading. OH NOES HE SWORE A CUSS

-Hans

010

010 - Created 08/30/2011 just before my road test

I'd like to give a shout out to getting a demerit for hesitating at a left turn, and then getting into an accident for not hesitating at a left turn 9 days later.

Also yay for tablets.

EDIT: Changing size layout to accommodate larger comics like this. Please bear with us.

EDIT 2: Comic temporarily resized. Site layout change coming soon.

-Hans

009

009 - Created ??/??/2011 at home

I am not joking around my sister actually said this. It's serious business.

-Hans

008

008 - Created 7/25/2011 in Good Ol' PU

Goodness. I sort of feel like this one may be a bit obscure, but whatever.

-Hans

007

007 - Created 06/20/2011 in Physics 12

One of us. One of us.
Feel free to ragequit if you're some sort of Nony freak of nature.

-Hans

006

006 - Created 6/6/2011

The handicapped are the easiest to laugh at.
OH MY GOODNESS TWO PANELS WHAT IS THIS

-Hans

005

005 - Created ??/??/2011 in Socials 11

My very first racist comic! Awww yeah!
Oh my goodness I drew a girl don't talk to me I'm too bashful!

-Hans

004

004 - Created ??/??/2011 after realizing movie 6 came out

Oh that silly Voldemort!

-Hans